My Old Testament in French and English
About My Testament
When I am dead
PLEASE
Burn my body and pour the ashes into the loo.
The reasons for this
are fully humanitarian
and far from selfish inclinations…
I died seven times…
When I saw the empty taxi in the distance I raised my left hand. I took a deep puff of my pipe and at that very moment a large, muscular man running in a jogging suit bumped me hard and I fell like a stone on the icy asphalt. At that moment the taxi driver, though slowing down as it approached me slid on the ice and rolled over me.
Boom!
And this is how
easily I died!
As I did try to save my pipe
My middle finger rose up but then stiffed.
Translate and Edit: Gilless Zimmermann
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